Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Whom to Marry?

We visited Don and Justine's ward on Sunday, as we were leaving we waved goodbye to Don.

Outside...

Abigail: I want to marry him.
Mom: Uncle Donald?
Abigail: Yeah
Mom:  He's already married. Who is he married to?
Abigail and Lillian: (sigh) Justine.
Mom: Isaac is not married
Abigail: I'll marry him!
Mom. Well, he's your cousin, so you can't marry him.
Abigail: Why?
Mom. You are too genetically similar.
Abigail: What's that?
Mom: Your mom and Isaac's dad are siblings, so your children will have birth defects, like an arm missing or something.
Abigail: Okay, I'll marry Sam.
Mom: Sam is your cousin too.
Abigail: Well, who can I marry? Oh, I can marry Jeram or Kaleb. (pause) I'll marry them both.

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