Reasons to Sing

I look at Lillian's ladybug pillow pet this Sunday morning, and there is poo in several places on it.

Mom: Lillian, is this poo?

Lillian: Yeah! It on my bum, then got on my finger, then I wiped it there!

Mom: Did you do this today?

Lillian: No, I did it Tuesday.

Mom: Did you do it yesterday?

Lillian: Yes.

Mom: Next time you get poo on your finger wash it off in the sink, and please don't wipe it on toys anymore. Or better yet, just tell me you have a poopy diaper so I can change it.

Lillian: Yeah, I can sing, 'I pooed it my diaper, la la la la la.'