Unicorns

Last Night

Abigail: I am a unicorn. My horn is invisible. No one can see it except kids, 'cause kids are all unicorns. Grown-ups can't see it because it's invisible. All kids are unicorns and can see invisible things. Grown-ups are unicorns too, but they don't know it because they can't see invisible things.

This Morning
In the carpool

Abigail: (Speaking to her toy unicorn she's taking for show-and-tell to preschool):
Don't worry little unicorn, I'm a unicorn too.

(To Kaleb): You are a unicorn too. All kids are unicorn.

Kaleb: I am not a unicorn.

Abigail: All kids are unicorns.

Kaleb: I'm not a unicorn.

Abigail: Girls are unicorns, boys are just humans.