A Few Chuckles

Last night at dinner, I'm dishing up some noodles on my plate when from across the table Abigail says: "Don't eat too much or you'll get fat. That's enough food."


Today in during sacrament meeting Abigail was coloring in a Veggie Tales coloring book. As she walked to sunbeams, she showed her recently colored page to all we passed exclaiming, "These are the pirates who don't do anything!"

When we got to her class she proclaimed, "These are the pirates who don't do anything. They just sit around all day long. If you ask them to do anything, they'll tell you they don't do anything!"


Last but not least, we have sharing time.
The primary president asked, "What is faith?"
When called on Abigail responded, "Heavenly Father and Jesus created the Earth."
Primary President: That's right
Abigail: And if you don't drink water, you'll die!